carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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"if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands"

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I will never not reblog this

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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